The Train Station
All aboard.
Random
The Old Days
Back when the slightest mistake could take you down.
The Aisle Seat
Is still the advantage, even if you have to move for someone else.
Software Updates
Are they ever really convenient?
Accountability
Women’s Kryptonite.
The Obvious Chef
Definitely some truth to this. Dress like you cook.
Self Fulfilling Prophecy
When you create the circumstances for your own objectification.
Patriotism
Average Trump supporter.
Silence
Some say it’s golden.
Procrastination
Typically it comes back to bite.
Ambition
Is not just action, it’s realization.
“I Voted For This”
You sure did. REEEEEEEEEEE
Clarity
What is everything in itself?
Decisions, Decisions
Longterm fulfillment vs short term gratification.
Standards
Some are completely fucked.
Thought Matrix
What’s generated is a second by second probability.
House Cats
Pint-sized children of the devil.
Home wrecking 101
Imagine your girl finding this on your car.
Attention Span
When you flashback to your time in Rohan with Gandolf.
Deflection
When you have no logical argument, so you talk about unrelated shit.